better than firewhiskey

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape


notabadday:

"Not enough for me? You are everything."


suzie-guru:

Imagine Harry and Ginny a few months into their marriage and they’re so happy and in love and then one day they go shopping for food and household items and Harry just casually grabs certain items before Ginny hisses at him to "Check the prices, Harry, God! That bed set is far…


tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"



phoneticmeow:

davidthedeer:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

GIRLS TO AVOID:

-girls that use feminism as an excuse to hate men

-girls that think that they shouldn’t be judged for fucking excessive amounts of people

BOYS TO AVOID:

-tumblr user davidthedeer

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean


"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
— Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

mamalaz:

Marvel Post Credit Scenes


Lea Michele + her 14 tattoos

L


Falling in Love Sucks

pichitinha-prompts:

Title: Falling in Love Sucks

Author: Naty (Pichitinha)

Category: Percabeth, AU, Romance, 3.610 words.

Warning: Nothing, I think?

Rating: PG.

Chapters: One-shot.

Complete: Yes.

Summary: It’s not like Annabeth wants to fall in love all that easily, it just… happens. And, well, it sucks.

Note: So, you may read well aware that falling in love is not that only thing here that sucks =) (got it??? yeah, my humor sucks too. Sorry) ANYWAY, it’s AU, as in no gods AU, and it’s divided in time stamps, being the last one the only one to have dialogue. I’d like to apologize in advance because Annabeth has a trait in this fanfic that in nothing resemble the original Annabeth, but I’d like you all to consider that, even though it’s not written, here her parents are together, and really love her, and raised her in a perfect home, so she never needed to develop strength to protect herself. And, well, that’s it. I hope you like it. =)

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Anonymous asked: "If you miss Viria's Percabeth art clap your hands *clap* *clap*"

annabethisterrified:

FOR REAL THOUGH


I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

Anonymous asked: "8 for percabeth"

actualwizardbillykaplan:

roommates au

XxX

The thing is, Annabeth was ready for this. She had a plan. She always has a plan.

Having a male roommate wasn’t going to be a problem because she had a loving and stable boyfriend and Percy had a girl that he was sort of dating (he said it was complicated and at the time she didn’t feel comfortable pressing for detail) so there wasn’t going to be any of that unresolved sexual tension you see in every single romcom.

But then Luke turned out to be a two-faced cheating asswipe and Rachel and Percy decided they were better off as friends and suddenly there was this guy in her apartment. A guy who liked blue candy and invited her to dinner with his parents, who remembered to pick her up a newspaper when he was out and who brought her coffee when she had to pull all nighters at the office, who looked fucking amazing with his shirt off and liked to walk around with it off all of the time.

There was a suddenly attainable, always attractive and very absolutely wonderful guy in her apartment. 

This was not how the plan was supposed to go.

"This is not how this was supposed to go," she finally addresses after snapping and jumping his bones.

Percy lifts his head lazily from the pillow next to her and grins. “I don’t hear you complaining.”

"This is going to mess everything up," she says but even as she does, she’s rolling closer and tucking herself under Percy’s chin. "Everything."

"It probably will," Percy agrees, "It’s gonna be great."

She laughs and looks at him and he leans down to kiss her again and yeah okay it’s not part of the plan but well…

Maybe it’s part of a more permanent one. 


Anonymous asked: "8 for percabeth"

actualwizardbillykaplan:

roommates au

XxX

The thing is, Annabeth was ready for this. She had a plan. She always has a plan.

Having a male roommate wasn’t going to be a problem because she had a loving and stable boyfriend and Percy had a girl that he was sort of dating (he said it was complicated and at the time she didn’t feel comfortable pressing for detail) so there wasn’t going to be any of that unresolved sexual tension you see in every single romcom.

But then Luke turned out to be a two-faced cheating asswipe and Rachel and Percy decided they were better off as friends and suddenly there was this guy in her apartment. A guy who liked blue candy and invited her to dinner with his parents, who remembered to pick her up a newspaper when he was out and who brought her coffee when she had to pull all nighters at the office, who looked fucking amazing with his shirt off and liked to walk around with it off all of the time.

There was a suddenly attainable, always attractive and very absolutely wonderful guy in her apartment. 

This was not how the plan was supposed to go.

"This is not how this was supposed to go," she finally addresses after snapping and jumping his bones.

Percy lifts his head lazily from the pillow next to her and grins. “I don’t hear you complaining.”

"This is going to mess everything up," she says but even as she does, she’s rolling closer and tucking herself under Percy’s chin. "Everything."

"It probably will," Percy agrees, "It’s gonna be great."

She laughs and looks at him and he leans down to kiss her again and yeah okay it’s not part of the plan but well…

Maybe it’s part of a more permanent one.