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Anonymous asked: "8 for percabeth"

actualwizardbillykaplan:

roommates au

XxX

The thing is, Annabeth was ready for this. She had a plan. She always has a plan.

Having a male roommate wasn’t going to be a problem because she had a loving and stable boyfriend and Percy had a girl that he was sort of dating (he said it was complicated and at the time she didn’t feel comfortable pressing for detail) so there wasn’t going to be any of that unresolved sexual tension you see in every single romcom.

But then Luke turned out to be a two-faced cheating asswipe and Rachel and Percy decided they were better off as friends and suddenly there was this guy in her apartment. A guy who liked blue candy and invited her to dinner with his parents, who remembered to pick her up a newspaper when he was out and who brought her coffee when she had to pull all nighters at the office, who looked fucking amazing with his shirt off and liked to walk around with it off all of the time.

There was a suddenly attainable, always attractive and very absolutely wonderful guy in her apartment. 

This was not how the plan was supposed to go.

"This is not how this was supposed to go," she finally addresses after snapping and jumping his bones.

Percy lifts his head lazily from the pillow next to her and grins. “I don’t hear you complaining.”

"This is going to mess everything up," she says but even as she does, she’s rolling closer and tucking herself under Percy’s chin. "Everything."

"It probably will," Percy agrees, "It’s gonna be great."

She laughs and looks at him and he leans down to kiss her again and yeah okay it’s not part of the plan but well…

Maybe it’s part of a more permanent one. 


Anonymous asked: "8 for percabeth"

actualwizardbillykaplan:

roommates au

XxX

The thing is, Annabeth was ready for this. She had a plan. She always has a plan.

Having a male roommate wasn’t going to be a problem because she had a loving and stable boyfriend and Percy had a girl that he was sort of dating (he said it was complicated and at the time she didn’t feel comfortable pressing for detail) so there wasn’t going to be any of that unresolved sexual tension you see in every single romcom.

But then Luke turned out to be a two-faced cheating asswipe and Rachel and Percy decided they were better off as friends and suddenly there was this guy in her apartment. A guy who liked blue candy and invited her to dinner with his parents, who remembered to pick her up a newspaper when he was out and who brought her coffee when she had to pull all nighters at the office, who looked fucking amazing with his shirt off and liked to walk around with it off all of the time.

There was a suddenly attainable, always attractive and very absolutely wonderful guy in her apartment. 

This was not how the plan was supposed to go.

"This is not how this was supposed to go," she finally addresses after snapping and jumping his bones.

Percy lifts his head lazily from the pillow next to her and grins. “I don’t hear you complaining.”

"This is going to mess everything up," she says but even as she does, she’s rolling closer and tucking herself under Percy’s chin. "Everything."

"It probably will," Percy agrees, "It’s gonna be great."

She laughs and looks at him and he leans down to kiss her again and yeah okay it’s not part of the plan but well…

Maybe it’s part of a more permanent one. 


Anonymous asked: "1 for percabeth"

actualwizardbillykaplan:

Percy spends the night before his 18th birthday on the shores of Camp Half-Blood, watching the seconds tick by on the watch around his wrist. There’s a celebration going on behind him, all in his honor but he can’t even begin to bring himself to join them.

Because tomorrow is the day he’s been dreading since he was 12 years old and woke up to a girl with princess hair staring down at him. Tomorrow is the day his soulmate’s name is going to appear on his skin and he has no idea if it’s going to be the name he wants most of all. 

"Hey, Seaweed Brain. Aren’t you a little absent for your own party."

He grins over his shoulder as Annabeth carefully makes her way down to him and plops down carelessly in the sand. Her hair is pulled back into a bun and she’s wearing his sweatshirt over her usual t-shirt and jeans and all he wants to do is love her forever. 

He runs a hand over his blank wrist subconsciously and smiles at her. “Eh. Parties are overrated.”

"There is way too much blue food back there for you to not be there," she says. Tyson went to a lot of trouble."

"Are you seriously trying to guilt me back to my birthday party?"

"Are you seriously in need of being guilted to go back to your birthday party?"

He turns back to the water and she scoots closer, put a reassuring hand on his arm. “It’s almost midnight.”

"I know," Percy says.

"Are you nervous? It’s okay if you are. Everyone is."

"Not really nervous," he says and kicks at the sand underneath his feet. "Just…apprehensive, I guess."

"Understandable."

"I’m just…I’m worried it won’t be the name I want it to be."

He can feel her tense next to him and he doesn’t blame her. They’ve never…they’ve never talked about it aside from calling each other their best friend. Everyone knows better than to fall in love before they get their name because it leads to nothing but heartache in the end. 

"Percy," she says quietly and a little shaky and he looks at her. 

"Annabeth," he says and places his hand over the one she still has on his arm. "Annabeth, I-"

His watch starts beeping, signaling the hour is up and at the same time, a sudden burning comes across his wrist in waves. As soon as a letter starts to appear, Percy slams his hand over his wrist and refuses to look.

"Percy," Annabeth says.

He shakes his head and turns to her. “No. I don’t care what it says.”

"Percy-"

"I love you," he says and her eyes are suddenly too bright, "And whatever this says, I don’t…I don’t care. Because you are my soulmate. You have to be, Annabeth.”

She smiles and he can see it wobble and then she’s leaning over to take the hand he still has wrapped around his wrist. “Percy, you have to look.”

He nods. “I know. But I mean it.”

"I know," she says softly. 

Slowly, he takes his hand off his wrist. He reads the name etched into his skin and then he reads it again because it doesn’t register at first. 

And then he turns and kisses the girl next to him. Kisses her like he’s been dying to since his was fourteen and realized everything was changing. Kisses her until they both fall back into the sand, laughing and kissing between their laughter. 

He kisses her like he’s going to kiss her for the rest of his life, cupping her face with the hand that, as of Midnight, as her name etched into the skin of it’s wrist. 


bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 


benderliam:

reblog this if your icon is your favorite person ever


sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

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this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

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#cat

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

#cat


original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.


English Pronunciation

getoutovmewaaai:

scottmalfoy:

cuddliest:

papervaglife:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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I fucking hate this thing

I LOVE THIS

this is amazing.

Don’t you just love the English language


Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)


hauteproportions:

This is so perfect


Kids Smiling From All Over the world

أصدقاء للابد


american-eater:

do u ever ship something so hard

that you literally cant imagine either of them w someone else

like its not that you dont want to imagine them with someone else 

its that you cant


jamesfactscalvin:

officialnatasharomanoff:

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

never do something steve rogers wouldn’t do.

Unless it’s jumping out of a plane without a parachute, you probably shouldn’t do that