better than firewhiskey


catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.


brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand


if-your-eyes-could-speak:

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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rapunhzel:

forever-tangledup:

I cannot even put into words how many emotions this story makes me feel. It’s so sad and sweet and cute and just plain heartbreaking. It shows us how much of a monster Gothel really was, but it also shows just how strong Eugene and Rapunzel’s bond is. This is how you OTP.

Im so glad no one was home when I read this because I was just sobbing and giggling like an idiot.


Anonymous asked: "Prompt: A pregnant, horny Annabeth."

ananbeth:

She thinks the morning sickness might be less annoying. At least that urge diminishes itself after a quick visit to the bathroom and a brush of her teeth. The cravings, even, are fairly easy to please.

But this. This lingers, no, it festers under her skin. Ebbing at her sanity all day long as she tries and fails to distract her mind with work and conversation and food and anything but her husband’s butt in his pyjama pants as he bends down to pick up the mail, or the sliver of his stomach exposed as he reaches up to pull down the cereal from the top cupboard.

This is torture.

And it would almost be worth it if Percy didn’t seem to find her repulsive.

Since they were sixteen years old Annabeth has always been confident in that fact that Percy wants her; wants to kiss her and hold her and fuck her. But now each time she so much as hints at sex, he shies away like she has a contagious disease. Choosing instead to cuddle as she falls asleep and lets the little voice in the back of her mind goad her into thinking her husband is no longer attracted to her.

They are having a baby for the love of the gods. How can he do this to her now?

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lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD


castlecasketteer:

me when doing assignments


tyrianterror:

roachpatrol:

nearly-headless-horseman:

totalnerd666:

her-my-oh-ne:

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

            

Including tags because oh my fucking god.


punklagertha:

i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”


itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 


radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase


Anonymous asked: "percy/annabeth, morning after their honeymoon (no smut, just cute)"

ananbeth:

Annabeth wakes up groaning. It’s a pleasurable sort of groan, one which is accompanied by cracking joints and stretching muscles and a little mewing noise which causes Percy to chuckle softly into his pillow. She rolls over and snakes an arm around his bare waist, tracing her fingers up his back and feeling the muscles jump as he shifts.

‘Morning,’ he mumbles, voice full of sleep. It might be the most wonderful thing she’s ever heard.

‘Good morning,’ she replies, pressing a kiss to his jaw. ‘…husband.’

Percy opens his eyes slowly and a smile follows. ‘Oh yeah,’ he marvels.

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punkrockandspider-man:

katewillaert:

Marvel Heroes Height Comparison Chart - Illustrated for HalloweenCostumes.com.

I always thought Storm was taller, but I guess it’s because she always wears heels? Though that doesn’t explain why the Thing often appears taller.
I thought it was interesting that the movie version of Rocket was much much shorter than the comics (he’s roughly the size of an actual raccoon), in comparison to Wolverine, who is much taller in the movies (Hugh Jackman is 6’2”).

Wow, it’s really weird to me that The Thing is so short.

#mcu

marauders4evr:

Now, allow me to direct your attention to Regulus Black who didn’t need a boring romantic subplot to redeem himself and become a hero.